The Greatest American Dog

I waste an hour of my life every Wednesday watching this show. I'm hooked on it. I'm fairly convinced the young good looking easy going guy is going to win it. The judges seem to really like him.

As much as I like watching it. It's some what depressing to me as I look over at my own dogs and realize there is no hope.......lol

Besides the fact that both of them act more like slugs then dogs. They do nothing on command.
Sure they lay down. All the time. Cody sits cause it's easier then standing. Molly she doesn't do any thing at all. Well she would probably excel in the Stay command competition. Cause not staying requires movement and she just isn't in to that at all.

If they had a category for laying in walk ways. Cody would win for sure.
Molly would take home any prize at involved shedding.
Here they are doing what they do best.



Now that I think about it. Do I really want 2 dogs that are running and jumping all over the place?

I'm thinking these two are okay just the way they are.

A Big People Dinner

Bill and I had a couple from our church over for dinner.
Since we are pretty new to the church, we really do not know the couple well.

Every thing went great. They were right on time. The food was good. The conversation was good. We even got to go across the street for the 3 year olds birthday and have some cake.

After cake we came back and settled in for some more conversation.
It was then that Libby decided to drop the F-Bomb in the middle of our talk.

This is Libby


Gwad I love that kid......LMAO
Dinner $35.00
Desert $25.00
Your kid letting your church know, what your really all about PRICELESS.

Yea, I all ready have the MOTY award, but I did go dust it off after that.

What I wanted and What I got

What I wanted was a yappy little little lap dog.
You know the ones that scream, put a bow in my hair. The ones you see sitting on people laps while they drive down the road.

What I got was this

This is Molly.
Molly is a mini beagle. Her look is the only part of her that resembles a beagle.
She is not a happy loves everybody type puppy, the way most beagles are.
She is also not much of a lap dog.
In fact Molly's favorite past time seems to be doing her Eeyore impression. As you can see in this picture. Head hanging looking sad is by far her favorite look.

Just about the time I think I need to find a good doggie therapist. She snaps out of it and acts like a happy go lucky dog for about 5 or 10 minutes.

As you can see from the photos, I tied a bow to her collar. She isn't the least bit happy about it, but then I'm not to happy with her either. If she isn't going to live up to being my lap dog. She can at least look like one while laying under the table.

Tag your it.

List seven songs you are into right now. No matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they're not any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying now, shaping your spring summer. Post these instructions in your blog along with your seven songs. Then tag seven other people to see what they're listening to.

Gee thanks Lori.......lol
First I don't have 7 songs I'm in to.
Second I don't have 7 people that read this blog.
I'm going to give it half a try.

Avenge7fold Seize the Day
This song sums up my sons life when he went to jail.
I can still barely listen to it with out crying.

Poison
Every Rose has a Thorn
This one pretty much summed up one of my kids love life 2 years ago.
It just screams teenage love.....lol

Aerosmith
Just Push Play
Because it's just a fun song.

Guns-N-Roses
Paradise City
Sweet child of mine.
I love 80s rock and I just never seem to get enough of it.

Nickleback
Rock Star
Just a fun song to listen to

Rascal Flatts
Highway I think that is the name of it.
Just another fun song with a catchy beat.

As far as tagging anyone.
Let's just say if you read this, your tagged.....lol

Verizon Oh how I hate you

Where have I been?
Well July 4th we had a thunder and lightening storm come threw and I believe my router and modem were hit threw the phone line. I say phone line because they worked with each other after the storm, but not with the rest of the internet. So I need to order new stuff. Can't do that until Monday.
So I spent the weekend interntless. Not as hard as I thought it would be...lol Cleaned some, read some. By the time Monday rolled around I was amazed that I was okay. No shakes, my appetite was okay. I could still focus. Didn't snap at my family or anything.
I decided not to push my luck and get on the phone and call Verizon.
That is when the shakes set in. Along with the loss of appetite and the anger issues.
WTF is up with that stupid ass menu of theirs? 10 minutes to get transferred and the line they transfer me to is out of order....Grrrrrrr So I get to hang up and start again.
I hate, hate, hate the recorded voice they use. I swear when you start coping attitude with it. It cops attitude back.
I thought about slamming the phone down on the table a few dozen times, but I'm pretty sure Miss Recorded Bitch doesn't have ears.
When I finally got to a human I was so pissed off, it took every thing I had not to take it out all over her. Then to top it all off. I find out they only ship UPS ground.
Whatever I'll be off line for a month. I don't care just as long as I don't have to call Verizon back.
Turns out it took one day to get here and now I'm back.
Anybody miss me?